Funny Status Message

• I know that there are people who do not love their fellow man, and I hate people like that!

• If you want to know where I am , call a psychic! If you're too lazy to do that just leave me a Scrap.

• Only Genius scraps me everyday others are Fools

• There are three kinds of people in the world; ones that can count and ones that can't count.

• Which of the three are you?

• If life gives you lemons, throw them at some one!

• People say that love is in every corner... I must be walking in circles.

• He broke my heart, so I broke his jaw.

• You always stop and stare, why not just take a picture of ma profile ?

• I'm right 90% of the time, so why worry about the other 3%?

• Never argue with an idiot. They drag you down to their level then beat you with experience.

• My boyfriend is an idiot but I love him anyway.

• He who laughs last, thinks slowest.

• I'm away(physically, not mentally).

• Like a fat girl in a dodgeball game.... I'm out!

• Why do people use away messages, they're so stupid!

• I am just putting this status message because everyone else is doing it.

• When all is said and done more is said than done

• I am nobody. Nobody is perfect. Therefore, I am perfect!

• I'm not paraniod... but I know that you think I am.

• I only take leave on days that end in the letter "y".

• Smart people like me don't use away messages... I am so smart!

• I'll be back before you can pronounce actillimandataquerin altosapaoyabayadoondib ab

• I wish I were you so I could be friends with me.

• Helpme!Ican'tfindthespacebar!

• People that scan away messages for entertainment are pathetic. Let me know if you find any good ones.

• Lost...

• The Real Truth ,Did yOu kNOW by ReAdinG THIS message YOU have wasted 10 sEconds of your life?

• Only stalkers look at other people's away messages.

• Sitting in a corner thinking about what I have done.

• Sorry, I'm not here right now. Feel free to talk to the computer as long as you like. I'll get back to you later

• I'm playing hide-and-go-seek. Try to find me.

• I'm on a mission to save the world (I can't believe they trusted me with this)...

• I ' m a l i t t l e s p a c e d o u t r i g h t n o w , b e b a c k w h e n I ' m a l l together!

• I'm somewhere over the rainbow.

• I am the status message who is supposed to entertain Dumb people like u when my boss is gone.

• Tip of the Day: Don't waste your life sitting at the computer reading status message

• Please read this status message then go away.